Friday's Funnies

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a Cat died. (Notice no type of cat was named!)In heaven, all three faced God.God wanted to know what each of them believed in.The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.""Very good", said God. "You may sit at my right hand!"And so the German Shepherd did.The Doberman approached and declared, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."Once again, God proclaimed, "Very good! You may sit at my left hand!"And so the Doberman did.Finally, the Cat approached and God looked down from high above on his throne and inquired of the Cat, "And what do you believe in?"The Cat looked squarely at God and replied, "I believe you are sitting in my seat!"Laugh Often and Fear Not!David!ps - Have a blessed weekend ahead and remember, "Laughing often leads to Fearless living!"