Friday's Funnies

I went to the bank today and while standing in line I noticed an elderly lady seemed to be having trouble with her checkbook. I stepped out of line to see if she needed some assistance.Her face lit up when I reached out.With bright eyes she looked up at me and asked, "Can you check my balance?""Absolutely", I responded!And with that, I pushed her over!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A good friend of mine, knowing I am a Presbyterian Pastor asked me one time:"Hey David! What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness with a Presbyterian?"I looked at him strangely..."I don't know. What?"Wait for it...."Someone who knocks on your door and has nothing to say!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Have a blessed day!Laugh Often and Fear Not!David!