Friday's Funnies - Thirty more years to live!

Friday's Funnies focuses today on Thirty More Years to Live!In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks fabulous!The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs, “I didn’t recognize you.”Have an amazing Friday!Just remember... You are beautiful beyond belief! God loves you with a furious love which is unconditional and unmatched!Laugh often and Fear not!David!